HOW THIS WORKS
Every shirt is printed when you order it. No warehouse, no dusty pile of boxes in somebody's garage. Printing takes 2–5 business days, then your shirt ships. From click to doorstep, figure on 1–2 weeks total.
SHIPPING
USA: $7.99 for the first shirt, $1.99 for each additional one. Arrives about 3–4 business days after it ships.
Canada: $11.99 for the first shirt, $1.99 for each additional one. Arrives about 5–10 business days after it ships. Heads up: your government may charge duties or taxes on delivery. That's their cut, not ours.
United Kingdom: $7.99 for the first shirt, $1.99 for each additional one. Arrives about 5–10 business days after it ships.
You'll get an email with tracking as soon as your order ships.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We screwed up? If your shirt arrives damaged, misprinted, or it's just plain the wrong shirt, that's on us. Email us at [email protected] within 30 days of delivery, send a photo of the problem, and we'll replace it or refund you.
Ordered the wrong size, or changed your mind? Every shirt is printed to order just for you, so we can't take returns on those. Please check the size chart before you order — it exists because of this exact situation.
SIZING
Every product page has a Size Information chart with exact measurements for S through 5XL. Best trick in the book: lay a shirt you already own flat, measure it, and compare. Two minutes of measuring beats two weeks of waiting for the wrong size.
DISCOUNT CODES
Join the mailing list and get 10% off your first order. One discount code per order — no stacking, we're not made of money.
PAYMENT & PRIVACY
Checkout handles the money. We never see or store your card number. What we do collect, and why, is spelled out on the Privacy Policy page.
THE MUSIC
Every album streams free on the Music page. Downloads are sold on Bandcamp, including the full digital discography — all 8 releases for $34.45 (35% off).
STILL STUCK?
Hit the Contact page or email [email protected] and we'll get back to you.